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Behold the the world’s greatest heroes, Astronauts.

Fucking Astronauts. They achieved the greatest milestones in the history of the world. They were America’s champions. The Media and country loved them, at least what we saw on TV.

Off the record, the world of 1960’s NASA is cocktail slinging, wife swapping mad house that used questionable ethics to pursue progress in the unknown. Everything you are about to see is true. The following depicts actual events inside a complex labyrinth of conspiracy theories, sex and sabotage. 
 
The Military Government and the Global Elite have used this story to create the greatest clandestine operation the world has never known. A secret committee that influences all domains of power. 


We know it, as NASA.

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Buzz

Meet Buzz, the American Alpha male and mission commander of this Goon Squad. Buzz has the charisma of Bill Clinton and the balls of James T. Kirk.You can find buzz having a good time with a drink in one hand and your wife in the other, don’t leave your wife alone with him. Buzz has unknown intentions.

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Duke

Meet the future of NASA, America’s Rookie. Duke is overwhelmed to have risen in the ranks so quickly, but he’s in over his head. His trusting nature makes him a deer in the headlights. Duke is exactly what this old crew is looking for. He’s young, naive and has a hot wife. He just wanted to be an astronaut. Now he’s just an experiment.

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Heinrich

Heinrich is a bizarro Werner Von Braun. Meet the leading rocket scientist at NASA. He’s the former Aerospace Engineer from the Third Reich- now a reformed Nazi living an American lifestyle, complete with loose women, cocktails and “dangerously adventurous Astronauts”.

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Conrad

Meet America’s black astronaut. Nasa’s 2nd in command. Mission Specialist and facilitator of ceremonies. He’s loyal, yet unpredictable. Conrad has an optimistic view on life (but that could just be all the cocaine talking). Conrad is deceptively slick like an octopus and he’s here to get the party started (with a large bag of drugs).

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